16, NZ. Superwholock is my life and cats complete me.

My visit to get screened for cancer:

Nurse:"Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
Me:"He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
Nurse:"So he's your...."
Me:"Friend."
Nurse:(During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
Me:"11."
Nurse:"How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
Me:"....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
Nurse:"You're sexually active, then."
Me:"Well....I guess...but..."
Nurse:"How many times have you been pregnant?"
Me:"Uh. 0."
Nurse:"O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
Me:"I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
Nurse:"Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
Me:"With homosexuality."
Nurse:
Me:
Nurse:
Me:"I fuck girls."
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2 months ago

boatany:

my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged

(via hiatus-cursedblogger)

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writeswrongs:

Just so you know the oldest person in America is a black woman living in Detroit named Jeralean Talley. That’s right - she was born in 1899. That’s three centuries she’s lived in. She was on  bowling team till she was 104. She still goes to church. This woman saw prohibition, women’s suffrage, the civil rights movement, two world wars, a list of other dumb shit, all the way to the birth of the internet and of her great-great grandson, a child who’s 14 months old.

writeswrongs:

Just so you know the oldest person in America is a black woman living in Detroit named Jeralean Talley. That’s right - she was born in 1899. That’s three centuries she’s lived in. She was on  bowling team till she was 104. She still goes to church. This woman saw prohibition, women’s suffrage, the civil rights movement, two world wars, a list of other dumb shit, all the way to the birth of the internet and of her great-great grandson, a child who’s 14 months old.

(via mylittlebluespaceship)

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2 months ago

snapchatting:

there is so much grass in the world. there are probably 46, maybe even 47. nature is beautiful

(via myradicalromance)

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2 months ago

Scarlett Johansson (via moriarty)

(via mylittlebluespaceship)

You work hard making independent films for fourteen years and you get voted “best breasts”.
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2 months ago

extrarouge:

me in public when I’m alone..

(Source: goldenstories, via mononostril)

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2 months ago
killedmycatatemytailor:

yamisora:

b-whoyouare:

fallen-angel-of-thursday:

cons: A synopsis.

#flawless cast

another good example of Mark Sheppard representing my life

I’m either Richard or Mark and I can’t decide which.

killedmycatatemytailor:

yamisora:

b-whoyouare:

fallen-angel-of-thursday:

cons: A synopsis.

#flawless cast

another good example of Mark Sheppard representing my life

I’m either Richard or Mark and I can’t decide which.

(Source: aceerif, via mylittlebluespaceship)

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2 months ago

panerasexual:

men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

(via hiatus-cursedblogger)

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